Peanut: Hi Guys!
Daisy: Stop copying me!
Peanut: Stop copying me!
Daisy: Sigh.....We have the announcements ready, Peanut....
Peanut: Sigh..... We have the announcements ready, Pe- OH YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY! Announcements! Can't WAAAAAIT!!!!
Daisy: Uh, get to the point. Announcements? Remember?
Peanut: Oh. Yeah. Riiiight... (gets papers) Today we will announce the stats of the blog audience and readers.
Peanut: Cool!!??? THAT'S ALL????? Seriously?
Daisy: Well you do I know I review the stats from time to time. Now, PLEASE, continue...Thanks.
Peanut: Oh-KAY......So first, lets see the very famous posts! Top five of this month:
- Ailments in Gerbils(148 views)
- Betta-fish Feeding(67 views)
- Chinchilla Debate: "Death Ball"(52 views)
- QUIZ: What Kind of Small Pet is Best for You?(23 views)
- See Your Pet Hamster's Point of View(12 views)
Daisy: Wowzers. Looks like gerbils are famous after all. Moving on to the most famous page of all time besides the home page. I can't look!
Peanut: I will Daisy....Andddd it looks like- D-D-Dayyyssyyyysssss Pageeeee?????
Daisy: Wha? What did you say??
Peanut: I SAID: Uh....squee......daisy's page..
Daisy: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!! OHMYCARROTSICANNOTBELIEVEIT!!!! YEAAAAAHHHHH!
Daisy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......... Oh. Yeah. Now we will see the audience.
Peanut: Today, 46 people from the USA checked out the blog. Cool, right?
Daisy: Ummmmm....Yeah. Suuuurrreeeee. Thanks for the info.
Peanut: ALSO...... 10 people from Russia, 9 people from Germany, 5 people from the United Kingdom, 3 people from France, 2 people from Australia, and 1 person from Italy.
Daisy: Hi peeps from Italy! Say hi to my mom! Hola Amigos!
Peanut: That's Mexican.
Daisy: Oh. Yeah. Right. Sorry Mom!
Peanut: Three words. You. Are. WEIRD.
Daisy: Soooo....Byeee......Lets get that over with now, okay? My mom is calling me. I'm grounded for three weeks. Great. Bye.